Saturday, October 16, 2010

Every Online Dating Profile Ever

Sometimes the Reddit comments sections are just some of the best things on the internet. Here, SlvrEagle23, describes just about every online dating profile ever:

About Me:
I don't even know what to write here! I'm not normally the type to get on these dating sites, but I figured I'd try it out, so here goes.

I'm a really complex person, who tries to always be "real" and true to myself. I like all kinds of music, and I enjoy having lots of friends and doing things with them. I try to be happy most of the time and avoid things that don't make me happy. There's so much more to know about me that I could never fit it in here!

Anyway, I'm always looking forward to the future and finding the good and fun parts of it. I'm extremely confident but I know my shortcomings.

If you want to know anything else, just ask!

About You:
I guess I'm pretty flexible really! You could be any kind of person, as long as you have a great personality!

You should be confident in yourself, though. Also, not too stocky or short, but not too tall either. You shouldn't be too tan, but definitely don't be pasty. I'd really like it if you were attractive, too.
Even better, LeakyWeeks adds:
I've magically reworded this to be just the exact opposite and ended up with a kind of realistic description of a person:

I know exactly what to write here. I am totally the type who would try out online dating. I'm not a very complex person and I am always surreal about myself. I don't like all kinds of music and I don't have tons of friends I like to do stuff with. I don't have to try to be happy most of the time and I also won't avoid things that make me unhappy. There's not too much else to say about me that I haven't already said. I live in the moment and never look toward the future and I never have to try and find the good things in life. I'm not the world's most confident man and I have no shortcomings that I know of. There's nothing else that you want to know because I already told you everything, but ask if there is.
Oh, internet. I loves you.

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